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not exaggerating when i say this is the best post anyone ever made in human history

have we tried substance abuse my liege

oh you wanted chocolate atop your boston cream donut? too bad. that chocolate is for the paper bag you stupud bitch

they went crazy naming the hamburger the first person to say it probably fucking died on the spot and when someone wrote it down later the paper burst into flame and kille dthem

It's not even ham though

that's true maybe they deserved to die

maybe we all deserve to die

yo mr white can you switch me back to wet food this dry shit sucks bitch

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hate that english makes you say things like "that that" and "do do"

yeah. hate that that's something i do do sometimes

im screaming and crying and throwing up

you was at the windmill hut

He gets up like nothing happened . he doesn't even care

this dude be splorpin

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the instant of splorpening

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